I made a decision-tree and gave it to her. It looked like this.
She laughed. Sometimes I feel like she knows that there's no real way to fill a two-hour class with relevant content based on the phrase "trouble the water to catch the fish."
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Business Strategies is Still a Joke
But George Clooney is awesome. That's why, when handed yet another entirely vague set of directives to make up an entire marketing plan for an Italian furniture company within twenty minutes, I decided that he should be the cornerstone of our campaign. After the presentation, which also included lots of made-up numbers and impossible-to-really-know assertions, our teacher said "I like your idea for the celebrity spokesperson, but it brings up a question. What is the criteria for selecting the best celebrity spokesperson for your company?"
I made a decision-tree and gave it to her. It looked like this.
She laughed. Sometimes I feel like she knows that there's no real way to fill a two-hour class with relevant content based on the phrase "trouble the water to catch the fish."
I made a decision-tree and gave it to her. It looked like this.
She laughed. Sometimes I feel like she knows that there's no real way to fill a two-hour class with relevant content based on the phrase "trouble the water to catch the fish."
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I just laughed so hard. By myself. Sitting in front of my computer. For about a minute. I miss you being obnoxious.
Just remember, when you trouble the water...those fish will come...I'm sure it was Enron's philosophy or something....
Mike, as you know, that is hilarious. Mary has been telling me about your blog for months, and I finally made my way over here. It's awesome!
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